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TEA DIVER
"Tea Diver is motivated from the shape of korea traditional diver.
What an absolutely bizarre and totally useless item. Having spent
many unfortunate days in hospital with heart problems, being prodded and
poked and connected to all kinds of weird devices and machines, I can't
help think that this plastic device has escaped from the Alfred Hospital
ready to inflict bizarre amusement on any who use it, and, with a stoke
of luck, pass on any bacterial disease that eventually forms in the device
due to inadequate cleaning. A friend, who enjoys an active night life so
to speak, immediately thought it was an innovative pleasure device purchased
at an Adult shop. I can appreciate his concern. Perhaps the inventor was
inspired by both a stint in hospital and his failing love life, but certainly,
his (or her) motivation was an escape from reality. I mean, why would you
bother? What on Earth do they do to make tea in Korea? As far as it being
an inspiration to dive, I would rather drink tea with Gaddafi - oops, too
late! I dare any purchaser of this item to unwrap it in a crowded train.
And don't forget, it is made of 100% Platinum Silicone.
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